
Love that crooked smile - keep it coming!


"A layman may drink six pints of ale with his dinner, but a monk may drink only three pints. This is so he will not be intoxicated when prayer-time arrives"
I don't know - with some of the priests I have known, intoxication could be a plus!

"If a pregnant women craves a morsel of food and her husband withholds it through stinginess or neglect, he must pay a fine"Get that Mickey?
"Neither fish nor flesh